OPENING SHOT

Knocking the player/caddie duo of the Brothers Johnson for their lack of Mensa smarts is common sport in the golf world. And sure, the thought experiment of "What if Dustin Johnson had Tiger Woods' analytic abilities?" is a fun one. But the dude just handled Kapalua in 30 mph wins. You don't think that requires a few calculations? Strategy? Shotmaking? And lest we forget, he's one bad putt away from being a two-time U.S. Open winner. 

Ben Alberstadt, Your Editor
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