The best GWI (golfing while intoxicated) player on the PGA Tour, according to Jordan Spieth? Rickie Fowler. Spieth told Dan Patrick: "I've played a bit of golf like that with him [drunk], Justin Thomas, myself. Me and Justin are awful when we drink. Awful. It's not enjoyable for us. We play every other hole. I get the snap-hooks. He hits them right. And we're normally in the same cart so it’s not great. But Rickie tears it up." So, there you have it. 

Ben Alberstadt, Your Editor