OPENING SHOT

Welcome to March, golf fans, when here in the Northeastern United States, we begin to allow seeds of hope to grow, thinking we may actually be playing golf sometime soon. To those of you in warmer climates, well, damn you. 

Not worthy of a story mention, but this may be the most curious golf-related paragraph you'll read today: "I broke my tooth. I fell asleep during stretching. I don't know what's going on," Danielle Kang said after her opening-round 68. "I was stretching out on the floor and next thing I know, I slept 30 minutes."  

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